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Schools out, Christmas Break
Home for the holiday s meatloaf and fruitcake
Off to grandmas, it s so boring
Screaming kids and grandpa s snoring
My aunt Margaret s lost her mind
She s trippin on a train set, have another box of wine
It s gonna be a merry merry merry frickin Christmas
I must be on Santa clauses shitlist
The tree, the gifts, the mistletoe kiss
Shoot me now, I m sick of all my relatives
Have a merry merry merry merry frickin Christmas
Uncle Richard he s a weirdo
Passing out pictures of himself in a Speedo
My cousin Ashlee her singing really sucks
Blames it on her drummer and acid reflux
My brother s wife, is really hot
She pulled me in the bathroom, I hope we don t get caught
We haven t even opened our presents yet but now it s time to start
I ll fake a smile cause it s going back to Wal-Mart